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Stories of Mr Bean

Stories of Mr Bean


BRAIN TUMOR

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr.Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the
answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN number, hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: Four asterisks!

HOW MANY MAN

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4(for) richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4
worse.

CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it OK?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean OK, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see
any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

MOM'S DEAD

Mr. Bean: (crying) The doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: Condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: What now?
Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because
of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs.

SPELLING LESSON

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful ....is it one C or
two C?
Mr. Bean: Make it three C to be sure!

I like to watch Mr.Bean so much!

I don't want to be Mr. Bean's little bear

We called him Mr.Sunhine at first,but sometimes he looks so ugly~

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because
of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the ESCALATOR for 3hrs.


OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!! really stupid..........

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